This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
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I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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