a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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