i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I got inside last night via doggy door
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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