i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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