I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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