I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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