Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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