I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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