FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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