a queef is a wish your heart makes.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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