I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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