we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I wear drunk well.
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