Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i think i have two assholes
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
Randomize
