Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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