If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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