i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
it was like eating out sand paper
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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