I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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