Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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