Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
someone owes me an orgasm
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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