How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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