hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
Randomize