Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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