what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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