Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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