Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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