kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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