Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(845): View more from New York

what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?

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(804): View more from Virginia

does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?

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(954): View more from Florida

my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg

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(807): View more from Ontario

at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle

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(331): View more from Illinois

decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.

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