Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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