Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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