I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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