the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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