I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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