My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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