Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
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How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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