it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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