Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
My feet surprised me
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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