I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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