Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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