People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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