he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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