You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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