Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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