also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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