I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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