it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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