Is it normal to miss your booty call?
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
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Four minutes until I can fart!
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
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