I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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