"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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