well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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