I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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