i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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