mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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