I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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