Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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