Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Sorry about my life...
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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